1 00:00:01,918 --> 00:00:04,168 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. 2 00:00:04,418 --> 00:00:07,751 As advertised, we now present Midnight Porno. 3 00:00:08,001 --> 00:00:11,023 The broadcaster hopes that all minors are already in bed. 4 00:00:11,210 --> 00:00:13,126 Let's get started. 5 00:00:14,293 --> 00:00:16,460 Here we go... 6 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:25,126 We are taking a journey that will instruct you in sexuality 7 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:29,588 the world over. We believe that many of you will be amazed 8 00:00:29,668 --> 00:00:31,376 by what goes on. 9 00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:34,626 Let's start the journey. Let's start right here, 10 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,210 in America. In our city of New York. 11 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:45,376 ERWIN C. DIETRICH presents 12 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:51,668 AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 BEDS 13 00:00:52,126 --> 00:00:55,585 You've seen magnificent close-ups of New York a thousand times. 14 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:58,710 You also know the trendy hangouts on the West Side. 15 00:00:58,918 --> 00:01:04,668 And 42nd Street is as busy and fraught with sex as ever. 16 00:01:06,043 --> 00:01:10,152 But for New York's in-crowd, Lower Manhattan's Greenwich village is where it's at. 17 00:01:10,251 --> 00:01:13,793 Recently, in one of its many tiny, secret clubs... 18 00:01:14,001 --> 00:01:17,835 I was at a black mass, celebrated for an exclusive group of millionaires. 19 00:01:18,543 --> 00:01:21,376 The eternally young Sunella Parker was also there. 20 00:01:21,793 --> 00:01:23,918 There she is. In her element. 21 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:29,376 Let us pray that all the demons in the kingdom of the 22 00:01:29,585 --> 00:01:31,751 Prince of Darkness will graciously hear us. 23 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:35,126 That they will rejoice over this unsullied creature 24 00:01:35,376 --> 00:01:37,876 whom today we sacrifice in their honour. 25 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:46,293 Let the forces of evil delight 26 00:01:46,543 --> 00:01:49,918 in this bloodied sword 27 00:01:50,085 --> 00:01:53,210 and with their mighty power drive and guide the hand 28 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:55,501 which virtue has weakened 29 00:01:55,793 --> 00:02:00,293 so that the blade of the sword shall cause blood to pour forth 30 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:03,668 as a refreshing sustenance for their damned souls. 31 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,751 The Holy One, let it be Lucifer the Terrifier, 32 00:02:10,168 --> 00:02:12,501 in the name of the Penis and of the Vagina, 33 00:02:12,668 --> 00:02:14,460 and of all the glorious Sins, 34 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,043 Amen. 35 00:02:19,293 --> 00:02:21,876 Oh Satan, hear our prayer. 36 00:02:22,126 --> 00:02:26,630 Grant us your strength, so that you may be incarnate 37 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:28,270 in our bodies which are still too pure. 38 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:33,126 Allow me, oh sublime Lucifer, 39 00:02:33,335 --> 00:02:34,793 to offer you my devotion. 40 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,085 By this solemn mass in praise of the almighty Satan 41 00:02:38,293 --> 00:02:41,501 that you may find joy in the death of this girl. 42 00:02:42,418 --> 00:02:46,418 In the name of the Penis, and of the Vagina and of all the glorious Sins. 43 00:02:55,085 --> 00:02:59,251 Let us pray, that our eyes and ears delight in sin. 44 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,876 Satan be with you. 45 00:03:03,376 --> 00:03:06,543 Come, oh Lord of Darkness, and fill our minds with evil thoughts. 46 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:10,668 Let us offer you the genitalia of this virgin. 47 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:14,585 The virgin womb, the full ovaries and 48 00:03:14,751 --> 00:03:18,251 the fresh bleeding vagina of this shameless virgin. 49 00:03:18,418 --> 00:03:23,001 Her mortal agony and cries of pain will 50 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,043 pleasure our souls. 51 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:29,088 Oh Satan, bless this mass and free us from all good. 52 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:30,960 Satan be with you. 53 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:35,793 Cursed be goodness. Cursed be virtue 54 00:03:36,001 --> 00:03:37,585 and the heavenly kingdom. 55 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:42,796 Let us pray, that with this chalice of whisky and aphrodisiacs, 56 00:03:42,876 --> 00:03:46,168 the great hour approaches, and takes you. 57 00:03:46,376 --> 00:03:49,376 The time of flesh and blood nears. 58 00:03:49,543 --> 00:03:53,210 The penis grows, the vagina gets wet. 59 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:56,543 The time for bodily sin fast approaches. 60 00:03:58,501 --> 00:04:01,921 Already, I feel the presence of our Lord, Lucifer. 61 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:06,918 Come to us, oh Omniscient Almighty. 62 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:10,835 Come with your flock of fallen angels 63 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:17,376 and fill our bodies with lust and carnal rapture. 64 00:04:17,543 --> 00:04:19,751 Satan be with you. 65 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:25,085 Free us from pure thoughts that lead our spirits away 66 00:04:25,293 --> 00:04:29,130 and enable us to indulge in the sinful pleasures 67 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,168 of life with rapture. 68 00:04:31,335 --> 00:04:34,463 Oh Satan, let our lives be blessed with lustfulness. 69 00:04:34,543 --> 00:04:38,543 Let fraud and corruption be our mission on earth. 70 00:04:38,710 --> 00:04:41,251 Lead us into temptation. 71 00:04:41,543 --> 00:04:46,501 Let our righteousness burn in the fires of hell 72 00:04:46,710 --> 00:04:49,960 and the greatest earthly sins be our greatest pleasure. 73 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:52,876 Take as thine gift the blood of this girl. 74 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,793 We commit the mortal sin of murder. 75 00:04:55,960 --> 00:05:00,501 As we gather here united with you, Lucifer. 76 00:05:00,876 --> 00:05:02,418 Satan be with you. 77 00:05:02,626 --> 00:05:05,626 Be enraptured at his lust for this sacrifice. 78 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:10,543 He is with us. Give thanks to the Lord of the Damned 79 00:05:10,751 --> 00:05:14,126 so that he makes you his companions in the life to come. 80 00:05:15,085 --> 00:05:18,793 I take this sword in the name of the mighty Lucifer 81 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:21,501 to cut open the heart of this hypocrite. 82 00:05:22,751 --> 00:05:24,960 Her blood belongs to Satan. 83 00:05:25,168 --> 00:05:27,585 Her body belongs to us. 84 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:35,335 Her blood shall flow to you in the earth. 85 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,585 Her body shall be our delight. 86 00:05:40,835 --> 00:05:44,501 We need your flesh to be happy on earth. 87 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:47,335 And our Prince of Darkness, Satan, needs your blood 88 00:05:47,668 --> 00:05:50,210 to hear our prayers. 89 00:05:54,168 --> 00:05:57,335 Chaste virgin, I curse you 90 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:04,085 and your pure thoughts and your innocent lips. 91 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:09,210 Your breasts, untouched by a man's hands, I curse. 92 00:06:11,335 --> 00:06:14,876 Your body, as yet unsullied by man's sperm, I curse. 93 00:06:15,126 --> 00:06:17,585 And I curse this vagina 94 00:06:17,751 --> 00:06:20,838 which knows not erotic pleasure. 95 00:06:20,918 --> 00:06:23,793 You have wasted your time on earth. 96 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:26,585 You shall atone for this with Satan. 97 00:06:26,793 --> 00:06:30,210 Almighty Satan, guide my hand. Farewell, hypocrite. 98 00:06:30,460 --> 00:06:32,960 This is what you deserve! 99 00:06:38,335 --> 00:06:41,585 Satan be with you. 100 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:51,001 Glorious. 101 00:07:02,835 --> 00:07:04,293 Glorious. 102 00:07:24,335 --> 00:07:26,126 That was just great. 103 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,710 Afterwards, we dined 104 00:07:41,876 --> 00:07:43,460 with the actors. 105 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:46,126 The young actress who played the victim 106 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:48,418 financed her studies from such performances. 107 00:07:48,626 --> 00:07:50,710 I was really taken with her. 108 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:52,793 In the course of the night, she told me 109 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:56,543 of the many people who took it for real. 110 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,668 You too perhaps, dear viewer? 111 00:08:03,335 --> 00:08:06,921 She also told me about a weird collection campaign 112 00:08:07,001 --> 00:08:09,460 that was carried on in San Francisco for years. 113 00:08:09,668 --> 00:08:11,168 Here's an example. 114 00:08:11,335 --> 00:08:14,876 One warm evening, Sally, a hooker, was approached by Edwin. 115 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:18,126 She took the clueless guy back to her apartment 116 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,335 in the best part of town. And now? Here we go... 117 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,960 Here we are. 118 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:27,001 Come in, darling, I'll turn on the light. - Thank you. 119 00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:29,671 This is palatial! 120 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:31,546 - Do you think so? - Indeed I do! 121 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:33,835 Make yourself at home. 122 00:08:34,001 --> 00:08:37,046 How much will our bit of fun cost? - Who said anything about money? 123 00:08:37,126 --> 00:08:39,835 Oughtn't we talk about it later? 124 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:43,338 I don't like surprises. How much? - It depends on your virility. 125 00:08:43,418 --> 00:08:46,126 What? - As I said. - The more times, the more it costs? 126 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,918 Quite the opposite. The more times you come, 127 00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,796 the cheaper it will be for you. - Seriously? - Yes. 128 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:55,130 You have my word. - What are we waiting for'? - No idea. 129 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:57,001 Into bed then. 130 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:25,543 I would like to remove your trousers now. - Please do. 131 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:38,001 And now we'll find out just how virile you are. 132 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:48,543 Careful, I'm about to come. 133 00:11:15,918 --> 00:11:18,960 Yes, again, darling. 134 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:22,918 Yes! 135 00:11:23,418 --> 00:11:25,171 I am about to come again. 136 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,168 Come! Yes! 137 00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,126 Go ahead! 138 00:11:35,126 --> 00:11:39,501 I need your load. - I am just about to come. 139 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:57,335 Go on, you can do it again. 140 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:10,126 Show me that you're a real man. 141 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,585 You are a force of nature. 142 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:36,251 - Are you coming soon? - Yes. 143 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:42,751 I'm coming. 144 00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:56,876 I can't do it any more. 145 00:12:58,918 --> 00:13:01,376 Darling, just one more time. 146 00:13:03,376 --> 00:13:05,751 Thrust! 147 00:13:28,835 --> 00:13:30,710 Oh Well... 148 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,001 Let's see what you've accomplished. 149 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:42,460 Kudos! Who'd have thought the little man could manage that? 150 00:13:42,626 --> 00:13:46,043 The best things come in small packages. 151 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:52,918 You really are amazing. - What will it cost? 152 00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:55,418 Don't worry about that. 153 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,251 You managed 2 lots of ten millilitres. 154 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,251 Not bad at all. 155 00:14:00,418 --> 00:14:03,005 There are not many who can do that. 156 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:05,418 You are a little Hercules. 157 00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:08,335 Thank you. 158 00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:15,376 What's with this mysterious behaviour being played out all over the city? 159 00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:19,126 I have decided to bring the truth to light. 160 00:14:19,335 --> 00:14:21,876 The surprising result of my research 161 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:25,335 will be shown in a film which we have screened for you. 162 00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:32,130 Today, we introduce Sunella Parker, founder of the Frisco Sperm Bank, 163 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:34,710 for whom we have a few questions. 164 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:38,755 How did you come up with the idea of employing girls to collect sperm? 165 00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:42,876 My god! Don't you know what age I am, darling? 166 00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:46,793 I don't know. From the age of 16, a woman's age is no-one's business. 167 00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,710 Around 30? - The sperm in the bank is needed for me to immerse myself in 168 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:54,463 once a month. 169 00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:57,210 The girls collect sperm for my bath. 170 00:14:57,376 --> 00:15:01,213 There is nothing better for the skin. 171 00:15:01,293 --> 00:15:05,501 Believe me, darling, it works wonders on the bodily tissues. 172 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:09,876 And it's great for the digestion. 173 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,213 That's amazing. It must cost a fortune. 174 00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:15,626 My dear child, how old do you think I am? 175 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:20,255 - 27 at the most? - Way off the mark! 176 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:22,085 I am already 80. 177 00:15:22,251 --> 00:15:26,213 Unbelievable. - It's true. I am 80. - With skin like silk. So inviting. 178 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,335 Serve yourself, darling. 179 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:32,751 Do what you like. - This is a first. I never had an 80 year old before. 180 00:15:50,710 --> 00:15:53,210 - Lick me. - I will. 181 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:35,001 Keep licking. 182 00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:37,335 - Do you want to lick me? - Yes. 183 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:16,543 You taste so good like a young girl. Delicious. 184 00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,543 She was amazing. 185 00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:25,543 She also got me to get sperm for her. 186 00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:30,668 You heard correctly. How was that done? 187 00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:34,126 It was a high point of the trip. 188 00:22:37,293 --> 00:22:39,376 And it was paid. 189 00:22:42,418 --> 00:22:45,793 Dear viewer, I will show you now how it was done. 190 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:49,126 I waited for my first client. 191 00:22:52,168 --> 00:22:54,001 Pardon. Hey, you! Come back in! 192 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,713 You're in the right place. 193 00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,876 So good evening. 194 00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,210 If you don't mind. 195 00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:06,418 - Come closer. - There you go. 196 00:23:06,585 --> 00:23:08,963 I drank too much. 197 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:11,460 I absolutely must eat. 198 00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:18,043 Looks appetising. 199 00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:21,835 Lovely. 200 00:23:45,543 --> 00:23:47,001 Kiss me! 201 00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:57,585 Hey, fatso. Off with the trousers! Come on. I'll help you. 202 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,293 I... - Stand to attention, fatso. We're about to get going. 203 00:24:02,335 --> 00:24:04,210 And off we go! 204 00:24:04,501 --> 00:24:09,626 - Help! - Quiet. Concentrate! 205 00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:17,960 Oh my god... 206 00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:21,710 That's good. 207 00:24:25,793 --> 00:24:28,918 - I think I'm about to come. - Great, fatso. 208 00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:33,085 Yes. I'm coming. 209 00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:07,335 This was the initial trick, but the second follows quick. 210 00:25:07,626 --> 00:25:09,793 You can do it again. 211 00:25:17,710 --> 00:25:19,876 Not so quickly. 212 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:25,168 - Is that good? - Yes. 213 00:25:38,085 --> 00:25:41,043 - I'm going to come. - Yes? Fine. 214 00:25:42,918 --> 00:25:45,418 Should I? 215 00:25:46,126 --> 00:25:48,418 Yes, please. 216 00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:03,835 Please! Stop! 217 00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:29,543 So now... 218 00:26:31,418 --> 00:26:35,418 This was the second trick, but the third one follows quick. 219 00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:42,835 I can't do it any more. 220 00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:52,085 Watch out. I'm coming again. - Shoot your load! 221 00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:07,918 I'm coming! 222 00:28:08,835 --> 00:28:10,668 Now! 223 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,335 Stop, I am empty! 224 00:28:24,501 --> 00:28:28,710 For a first timer, I didn't do badly. 225 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:34,710 I collected more than 2 lots of ten millilitres for Sunella Parker's bath. 226 00:28:37,668 --> 00:28:40,168 Our next destination was Europe in the Old World, 227 00:28:40,418 --> 00:28:42,585 anything but old when it comes to sex. 228 00:28:43,085 --> 00:28:47,668 Evenings, I went to Europe's sex metropolis. In beautiful Copenhagen. 229 00:28:55,293 --> 00:28:58,005 I have already showered. Always be prepared, I say. 230 00:28:58,085 --> 00:29:01,210 Straight away I headed of my search for adventure in the 'Swinging Quarter'. 231 00:29:01,376 --> 00:29:04,213 Waiting for me there was not only a big surprise 232 00:29:04,293 --> 00:29:06,001 but also a great show. 233 00:35:15,335 --> 00:35:19,210 Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause for the Schlamp family, 234 00:35:19,376 --> 00:35:21,546 for this likeable threesome. 235 00:35:21,626 --> 00:35:26,751 The Schlamps. Mrs. Schlamp, father Schlamp and little Schlamp. 236 00:35:26,918 --> 00:35:28,668 Now for the big surprise. 237 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,921 At the entrance you got a number. 238 00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:34,585 The numbers are in this hat. I am pulling one out. 239 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,460 Fortune has chosen number 50. 240 00:35:37,626 --> 00:35:39,876 Who has number 50? 241 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,876 - Number 50? - I have it! 242 00:35:43,043 --> 00:35:46,876 You're in luck! You may spend a fabulous night 243 00:35:47,085 --> 00:35:49,543 with someone from the audience or a member of staff. 244 00:35:49,710 --> 00:35:52,001 At our expense. Please choose. 245 00:35:56,085 --> 00:35:59,793 We offer something for every taste. How about Ralf, the fire eater? 246 00:36:00,043 --> 00:36:01,960 His tongue work is world renowned. 247 00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:04,463 Or with Olaf, the magician? His hands work wonders. 248 00:36:04,543 --> 00:36:06,543 I don't know. 249 00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:09,963 Alright. I'll take that little cutie there. 250 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:11,838 You're welcome. Sweet Kristina. 251 00:36:11,918 --> 00:36:14,213 A wonderful choice, I am speaking from experience. 252 00:36:14,293 --> 00:36:16,210 Follow the little one to happiness. 253 00:36:16,376 --> 00:36:19,046 Applause and good luck to the wonderful couple. 254 00:36:19,126 --> 00:36:20,963 And now for something very special. 255 00:36:21,043 --> 00:36:24,005 - Where are you leading me? - Come here. 256 00:36:24,085 --> 00:36:28,460 Ladies and gentlemen, in a few seconds you will see a number which 257 00:36:28,626 --> 00:36:31,921 I hope you will find surprising and exciting. 258 00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:36,505 Please be patient and enjoy. Until then, we will entertain you 259 00:36:36,585 --> 00:36:38,168 with music. 260 00:36:39,168 --> 00:36:40,876 Come. 261 00:36:47,126 --> 00:36:49,293 So, there we are. 262 00:36:50,793 --> 00:36:53,585 - I'll help you getting undressed. - Thanks. 263 00:37:01,835 --> 00:37:04,710 And off with the trousers. 264 00:37:11,710 --> 00:37:14,418 And now... 265 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,626 Oh yes... 266 00:39:05,335 --> 00:39:07,335 That hurts. 267 00:39:55,210 --> 00:39:58,585 Bravo! - Wonderful! - Yes! 268 00:40:01,335 --> 00:40:05,255 So now... That can't be true. 269 00:40:05,335 --> 00:40:07,126 Let them just look on. 270 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,335 - I'd like to take part. - Me too. 271 00:40:18,293 --> 00:40:22,171 What a night. The show went from 6 a.m. to the end. 272 00:40:22,251 --> 00:40:26,501 The little one was simply heavenly in bed. 273 00:40:28,543 --> 00:40:33,251 All things come to an end. My next destination was the Reeperbahn in Hamburg. 274 00:40:36,251 --> 00:40:38,210 Do you know it? 275 00:40:40,168 --> 00:40:43,335 Pay attention. 276 00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:47,043 My dear ladies and gentlemen, I promise you that Hamburg 277 00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:50,960 offers everything there is to be had in the world of sex. 278 00:40:51,168 --> 00:40:53,626 It does not matter what your preferences are. 279 00:40:53,835 --> 00:40:55,918 I got to work straight away. 280 00:40:56,085 --> 00:40:57,880 So much to investigate there! 281 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,960 I ascertained that recently Sadomasochism is getting 282 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,296 more en vogue. There are even certain places 283 00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:06,293 where you can get “special treatment... 284 00:41:06,501 --> 00:41:10,046 I looked for the most well known dominatrix in the city 285 00:41:10,126 --> 00:41:11,835 and asked if I could interview her. 286 00:41:12,001 --> 00:41:16,460 There she is. This type of woman is the object of fantasy of all masochists. 287 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:18,876 Dressed head to toe in leather. 288 00:41:19,251 --> 00:41:20,668 And a whip. 289 00:41:20,876 --> 00:41:24,001 I am the bride of Satan. 290 00:41:24,168 --> 00:41:28,501 I am proud to be the most sought after sadist in the city. 291 00:41:28,751 --> 00:41:30,630 How long have you been doing this? 292 00:41:30,710 --> 00:41:35,880 I've been doing this 12 years now and enjoying it. 293 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,168 Do you love your job? 294 00:41:37,335 --> 00:41:39,126 I always wanted to torture men. 295 00:41:39,293 --> 00:41:41,210 You wouldn't think so many want it. 296 00:41:41,376 --> 00:41:44,960 It is a real responsibility when you think about it. 297 00:41:45,126 --> 00:41:48,501 All my clients are absolutely satisfied. 298 00:41:48,751 --> 00:41:51,793 That's what I hope anyway, so that they will happily return time and again. 299 00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,421 Do you think you are providing a service to society? 300 00:41:54,501 --> 00:41:57,255 My clients are from the best circles in society. 301 00:41:57,335 --> 00:42:00,671 Business people, lawyers, 302 00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:03,088 engineers, even a government minister. 303 00:42:03,168 --> 00:42:05,251 Here they can give their fantasies free rein. 304 00:42:05,418 --> 00:42:10,085 They get spiritually emancipated and the beatings are a tonic 305 00:42:10,418 --> 00:42:11,921 for a sick soul. 306 00:42:12,001 --> 00:42:13,585 They lose their complexes. 307 00:42:13,751 --> 00:42:16,835 And so they find peace, especially through beatings. 308 00:42:17,043 --> 00:42:19,380 They get on better with their fellow man. 309 00:42:19,460 --> 00:42:21,876 It calms their nerves. 310 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:25,755 And also they get rid of all their bad thoughts, 311 00:42:25,835 --> 00:42:28,876 thoughts that directed at their family and, worse, at society. 312 00:42:29,043 --> 00:42:32,880 Could bode an abyss and a rude awakening for the world. 313 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,963 How do you act with your clients? 314 00:42:35,043 --> 00:42:38,168 Every single one of them requires an individual therapy. 315 00:42:38,668 --> 00:42:41,543 Do it with me. Then you can judge for yourself. 316 00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:45,293 So I did it too and soon found a great liking for the business. 317 00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:47,668 So, you stupid asshole! 318 00:42:47,835 --> 00:42:50,543 There! Keep his arms pressed to the floor. 319 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:53,293 Today, he will be thoroughly worked over. 320 00:42:56,126 --> 00:42:58,126 Stop whimpering or you'll be sorry. 321 00:42:58,293 --> 00:43:01,376 Stop it! Stop it, I said! 322 00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:05,501 You mangy dog, I know what you need. 323 00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:08,585 You like when I kick, don't you? - Yes. 324 00:43:08,876 --> 00:43:13,085 That turns you on, to feel my boots on your ribs, yes? - Yes. 325 00:43:13,251 --> 00:43:15,918 - Do you want more? - Yes. 326 00:43:16,085 --> 00:43:18,376 Then take it, you pig. 327 00:43:18,543 --> 00:43:21,210 You! You son of a bitch. 328 00:43:21,376 --> 00:43:24,543 Good for nothing! Pathetic pig! 329 00:43:24,793 --> 00:43:27,751 I'll show you, you wimp. 330 00:43:31,085 --> 00:43:33,876 Cunt! Wretch! 331 00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:36,460 Motherfucker! There! 332 00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:39,543 Take that! And that! 333 00:43:41,126 --> 00:43:46,251 Cool! So! There! 334 00:43:46,501 --> 00:43:50,043 Now, I will see if you are a man at all. 335 00:43:50,585 --> 00:43:53,630 So. Aha! 336 00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:57,210 What do I see here? A little floppy willy! 337 00:43:57,501 --> 00:44:00,335 Go on. Show that you're a man. 338 00:44:00,918 --> 00:44:04,338 Get hard! Go on! 339 00:44:04,418 --> 00:44:06,751 Otherwise I'll bust your balls. 340 00:44:06,918 --> 00:44:09,376 Get hard! 341 00:44:09,543 --> 00:44:13,710 You horny dog! I'll beat you. 342 00:44:23,585 --> 00:44:25,880 So... 343 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,668 Behave like a wild thing, you pig. 344 00:44:35,710 --> 00:44:37,668 Old swine! 345 00:44:38,668 --> 00:44:41,335 You old heap of shit. 346 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,668 Hurry up and finish. 347 00:44:48,918 --> 00:44:51,501 You are a shit. An ass! 348 00:44:58,085 --> 00:45:00,001 That's cool. 349 00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:06,210 I'm coming! 350 00:45:13,668 --> 00:45:16,251 Pump me full, you horny pig! 351 00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:19,876 Yes! 352 00:45:41,876 --> 00:45:45,626 Do you also have clients who want release in ways other than sadistic ones? 353 00:45:45,835 --> 00:45:48,793 Naturally there are other ways. 354 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,463 The unusual ways 355 00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:55,918 sound interesting. Tell us about an exceptionally unusual case. 356 00:45:57,418 --> 00:46:02,001 Yes, “the baby of the family... 357 00:46:02,210 --> 00:46:06,043 Please, mother, don't be angry. Please, please forgive me. 358 00:46:06,293 --> 00:46:10,876 I know I was terribly naughty but please don't be angry with me. 359 00:46:11,043 --> 00:46:15,130 I am so sorry. From now on I will be good. 360 00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:19,210 I deserve to be punished. - At least you can appreciate that yourself. 361 00:46:19,418 --> 00:46:23,001 Mother, do what you want with me. - You do realize that you misbehaved. 362 00:46:23,168 --> 00:46:27,001 You know you will be beaten? - Yes, mother. - Understood? 363 00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,668 Yes, mother. - Take off your pants. - Yes, mother. 364 00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:35,255 What's taking you so long? Hurry. - I'm going as fast as I can. 365 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:38,835 Faster. - Yes, mother. Don't be angry with me. 366 00:46:39,168 --> 00:46:42,293 Do you deserve the punishment? - Yes, mother, I deserve it. 367 00:46:44,668 --> 00:46:49,168 That hurts. That hurts, mother. You're hurting me! 368 00:46:50,835 --> 00:46:53,585 Ow. Yes, mother, that is so good. 369 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:57,085 Yes, mummy. Yes, mummy . 370 00:46:57,460 --> 00:47:04,043 Mummy, yes, mummy. Faster, I'm going to come. 371 00:47:04,210 --> 00:47:09,838 Yes, mummy. Yes, darling mummy! Yes, yes! 372 00:47:09,918 --> 00:47:12,255 Yes, mama! Mummy, yes. 373 00:47:12,335 --> 00:47:14,960 Mother... 374 00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:29,585 Everything is fine now. Take my breasts. You may suckle again. 375 00:47:29,793 --> 00:47:33,168 Don't cry. Yes, like that. That's good. 376 00:47:36,543 --> 00:47:39,293 That's lovely. You are a good boy really. 377 00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:44,043 ♪ Sleep, my little prince, sleep. 378 00:48:08,543 --> 00:48:11,418 ♪ Sleep, little Prince, go to sleep. 379 00:48:14,335 --> 00:48:17,418 ♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep. 380 00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:23,460 ♪ Go to sleep, go to sleep. 381 00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:30,043 That was only one example of many of the therapies used by Madam Satan 382 00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:33,918 to make her clients absolutely satisfied as she herself said. 383 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:38,130 I became one of her most devoted pupils, and believe me, 384 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:40,918 there was still an enormous amount of new things to experience. 385 00:48:42,251 --> 00:48:46,001 She gladly took me on in her practice and even gave me a name, 386 00:48:46,168 --> 00:48:50,251 one that should make me appear even more appealing to clients. 387 00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,793 I am the Bride of Lucifer. 388 00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:57,251 But only, to be able to show everything to you live. 389 00:48:57,710 --> 00:49:00,793 Go, you old nag! 390 00:49:04,293 --> 00:49:06,963 You lazy thing. Go! 391 00:49:07,043 --> 00:49:09,335 Stupid old nag, go on go! 392 00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:13,668 Lazy useless crap! 393 00:49:16,376 --> 00:49:19,043 Forward! - Run, you snail. 394 00:49:19,251 --> 00:49:21,876 That's how to do it, child. 395 00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,005 - Quick march. Now go! 396 00:49:25,085 --> 00:49:27,168 Go! Gee up! 397 00:49:27,335 --> 00:49:30,335 Gee up! You useless horse! 398 00:49:32,251 --> 00:49:35,463 Come on, you old nag! Get a move on. 399 00:49:35,543 --> 00:49:38,460 Don't pretend to be tired. 400 00:49:38,668 --> 00:49:41,751 Hup! Go! Gee up! 401 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,043 You're not doing it. Now go! 402 00:49:45,293 --> 00:49:50,043 Come now, little one. - Please, mistress. Please, no more. 403 00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,085 Bullshit! Get a move on! 404 00:49:54,876 --> 00:49:57,126 Go on, go on! 405 00:49:57,293 --> 00:50:02,126 Gee up! - Please, mistress, I really can't go on. 406 00:50:02,293 --> 00:50:04,921 What kind of a slow old nag are you? 407 00:50:05,001 --> 00:50:08,421 Are you angry at me? - Yes. - Please don't be. 408 00:50:08,501 --> 00:50:12,793 Are you happy at least that you have such a strict mistress? - Yes? 409 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:17,960 Would you like be our small stallion again soon? - Yes, mistress. 410 00:50:19,126 --> 00:50:25,126 And now you are balanced and content, aren't you? Yes. 411 00:50:25,835 --> 00:50:29,710 And as tangible proof of that, he gave me a generous tip. 412 00:50:31,418 --> 00:50:36,626 Let's leave the world of intellectuals and decadent sophisticates behind us. 413 00:50:36,835 --> 00:50:41,335 Let's travel to Agoa, a gorgeous, primitive island - 414 00:50:41,501 --> 00:50:45,168 untouched by the outside world where to this day ancient rituals 415 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,777 and the most beautiful erotic traditional rituals take place. 416 00:50:51,210 --> 00:50:53,710 The millionairess, Sunella Parker, came with me. 417 00:50:53,918 --> 00:50:57,710 We wanted to witness the marriage of a native to a foreign sailor. 418 00:50:57,876 --> 00:51:00,835 A simple yet gripping ceremony. 419 00:51:01,001 --> 00:51:05,168 As is the tradition, the virgin must be deflowered by her godfather. 420 00:51:05,501 --> 00:51:09,126 Only then may the groom unite with her in body. 421 00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:13,460 Erotically stimulating perfumes greeted the wedding guests 422 00:51:13,835 --> 00:51:15,675 as they arrived at evening time to the wedding. 423 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:20,255 The ritual required not only that they be witnesses 424 00:51:20,335 --> 00:51:22,543 to the deflowering by an experienced man, 425 00:51:22,710 --> 00:51:26,585 but also that they may withdraw only once the act of love-making by 426 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:28,918 the bride and groom makes them groan with pleasure. 427 00:51:29,126 --> 00:51:32,543 Then everyone should be satisfied 428 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:35,835 that the groom knows how to fulfil his marital duties. 429 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,668 The ceremony begins. 430 00:51:47,835 --> 00:51:50,751 He says that they may not be joined until the godfather has 431 00:51:50,918 --> 00:51:52,460 deflowered her. 432 00:52:02,251 --> 00:52:05,835 Now, he says, that the godfather shall do it with the greatest respect for the girl. 433 00:52:12,376 --> 00:52:15,793 In any case, the godfather may not derive pleasure from the deflowering. 434 00:52:16,001 --> 00:52:17,882 That is not permissible.- I feel sorry for him. 435 01:01:29,293 --> 01:01:31,585 We leave the bridal couple with the feeling 436 01:01:31,751 --> 01:01:34,043 that they will be obliviously happy. 437 01:01:39,085 --> 01:01:42,793 How much more complicated our continent is. 438 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,880 Nowadays, people in the developed world 439 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,085 are trying to get back to simple ways of experiencing lustful pleasure. 440 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,213 Masturbation. 441 01:01:51,293 --> 01:01:56,543 In Amsterdam, I partook in an intense course on masturbation. 442 01:01:56,710 --> 01:02:00,880 I will now reconstruct one of these hours, 443 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,963 so that, you dear viewer, can know 444 01:02:03,043 --> 01:02:06,543 what I will submit to for your pleasure. 445 01:02:06,751 --> 01:02:11,255 The man and women were shown not only how to satisfy themselves properly 446 01:02:11,335 --> 01:02:14,335 but also how to use various devices to achieve this. 447 01:02:14,626 --> 01:02:17,213 The next theme is called “Erogenous Zones... 448 01:02:17,293 --> 01:02:20,376 The most erogenous zones of a penis 449 01:02:20,543 --> 01:02:22,668 we shall call A, B and C. 450 01:02:29,835 --> 01:02:32,963 When the driving force, i.e. the masturbating hand, 451 01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:36,364 is flexible in zone A but with a firm grip on zone B glides back and forth in zone B 452 01:02:36,710 --> 01:02:38,880 and this movement is maintained in a rhythmic tempo 453 01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,213 and the thumb puts light pressure on C 454 01:02:41,293 --> 01:02:43,376 and we achieve the result S to the power of 2, 455 01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:46,421 i.e. ejaculation, something you otherwise only 456 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:48,751 experience through the mouth of a woman. Understood? 457 01:02:49,710 --> 01:02:51,751 Mr. Roemer, please come to the front. 458 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:56,001 Yes. - Please repeat what I have just said. 459 01:02:59,543 --> 01:03:01,918 Yes, I... 460 01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:05,251 Something about sucking'? 461 01:03:06,001 --> 01:03:07,880 I thought as much. 462 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,005 For god's sake, what's the point when you don't listen?! 463 01:03:11,085 --> 01:03:13,126 You'll never learn to wank! 464 01:03:13,335 --> 01:03:15,085 Take your place again, please. 465 01:03:15,251 --> 01:03:17,126 - And pay more attention. - Yes. 466 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:19,710 We're not children any more. 467 01:03:20,418 --> 01:03:24,501 Now I want to see if you paid attention at the class yesterday. 468 01:03:24,668 --> 01:03:26,043 I can't wait. 469 01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:29,251 Herr Fassbinding, come up to the front. - Yes, Miss. 470 01:03:31,001 --> 01:03:34,630 Can you recap yesterday's lesson for your fellow pupils? 471 01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:38,168 I refer to the theme “Sex without Coitus - Theory and Practice... 472 01:03:38,335 --> 01:03:41,710 For sex without coitus, one needs two fingers. 473 01:03:41,876 --> 01:03:45,005 You put the index finger and the thumb at an angle of 20 degrees 474 01:03:45,085 --> 01:03:47,376 and so this... back and forth. - Demonstrate for us. 475 01:03:48,793 --> 01:03:50,543 If you want... Please. 476 01:03:51,835 --> 01:03:54,213 Very good, Mr. Fassbinding. 477 01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:58,085 Please face the class for your classmates to see how well you can do it. 478 01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:09,130 Correct, Mr. Fassbinding. You are doing it perfectly. 479 01:04:09,210 --> 01:04:11,293 Really. 480 01:04:17,210 --> 01:04:20,501 Absolutely perfectly. - Thank you. - See that, Mr. Roemer. 481 01:04:20,668 --> 01:04:24,755 That's what is called a conscientious model student. 482 01:04:24,835 --> 01:04:26,543 Shame on you. 483 01:04:27,293 --> 01:04:30,376 And you with the best of natural abilities. 484 01:04:31,251 --> 01:04:35,168 With a little skill, you would be very satisfied. 485 01:04:39,126 --> 01:04:41,835 Ah well... Enough of that. Please take your place. 486 01:04:42,001 --> 01:04:45,168 And thank you very much. - I think the old girl is hot for him. 487 01:04:46,210 --> 01:04:49,126 Roemer! Come here right now! Stand up. 488 01:04:49,335 --> 01:04:50,876 - To the front. - Yes, Miss. 489 01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:56,001 I would like to know if you have finally understood 490 01:04:56,168 --> 01:04:59,168 what sex without penetration is. What was that with the fingers? 491 01:04:59,335 --> 01:05:02,876 Explain to me what one does with the penis. 492 01:05:03,835 --> 01:05:06,796 Well... The man takes two fingers, 493 01:05:06,876 --> 01:05:10,085 and does this. More or less. 494 01:05:10,418 --> 01:05:12,460 Then you make a kind of bow. 495 01:05:12,668 --> 01:05:14,588 And does this to it. 496 01:05:14,668 --> 01:05:19,463 You must explain properly. It comes down to a tenth of a millimetre, 497 01:05:19,543 --> 01:05:21,838 to make an exact angle of 20 degrees. 498 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:24,338 That is the essential thing... 499 01:05:24,418 --> 01:05:27,463 What's that supposed to mean?! - Pardon me, Miss. 500 01:05:27,543 --> 01:05:30,171 I can't help it. It's been doing that lately 501 01:05:30,251 --> 01:05:33,168 every time you demonstrate with your fingers. 502 01:05:34,043 --> 01:05:37,001 No way! That can't be true! 503 01:05:37,168 --> 01:05:40,713 We want to learn how to masturbate not get provoked over penile stunts. 504 01:05:40,793 --> 01:05:42,835 Let's be serious. Concentrate. 505 01:05:45,835 --> 01:05:48,046 No! - Ah! - Quiet now! 506 01:05:48,126 --> 01:05:51,380 Pay attention. The wrist stays relaxed. 507 01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:54,376 The index finger and thumb form an angle of exactly 20 degrees. 508 01:05:54,543 --> 01:05:56,338 You work them over the penis. 509 01:05:56,418 --> 01:06:00,338 The feeling that you generate is fantastic when you do it so. 510 01:06:00,418 --> 01:06:02,543 - Understood? - Yes. 511 01:06:32,085 --> 01:06:35,171 - Continue. 512 01:06:35,251 --> 01:06:37,376 Sit down. - Yes, Miss. - Rascal. 513 01:06:49,501 --> 01:06:54,126 Now we come to the masturbatory aids. 514 01:06:55,793 --> 01:06:58,835 First off the so called “Aerodynamic Bitch... 515 01:06:59,585 --> 01:07:01,463 This lubricant goes with this. 516 01:07:01,543 --> 01:07:03,418 You put this on the penis. 517 01:07:03,585 --> 01:07:07,085 It makes the penis sensitive and able to glide in easily. 518 01:07:07,251 --> 01:07:09,501 We then put the penis in here. 519 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:14,168 Using this balloon, the air which was in the glass, is removed. 520 01:07:14,335 --> 01:07:17,546 The penis grows bigger in a vacuum. 521 01:07:17,626 --> 01:07:20,171 Got all that? 522 01:07:20,251 --> 01:07:21,960 - Yes. - Good. 523 01:07:22,210 --> 01:07:25,751 Mr. Roemer. Come here. 524 01:07:26,001 --> 01:07:27,751 Don't worry, come on. 525 01:07:28,001 --> 01:07:29,501 Yes, Miss. 526 01:07:37,210 --> 01:07:39,626 Hold that for a moment, please. 527 01:07:39,835 --> 01:07:43,376 I will demonstrate the “Aerodynamic Bitch" if you like. 528 01:07:43,668 --> 01:07:46,710 First take about 10 grams of lubricant. 529 01:07:51,168 --> 01:07:53,460 Rub it onto the penis 530 01:07:54,210 --> 01:07:56,418 until it is smooth and sensitive, 531 01:08:00,126 --> 01:08:01,751 and erect also. 532 01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:04,335 Yes, that's fine. 533 01:08:04,501 --> 01:08:07,251 I'll show you something special. 534 01:08:07,585 --> 01:08:10,418 The “Tiffany Grip". A rhythmic movement with the grip 535 01:08:10,668 --> 01:08:13,713 that makes every penis enlarge. You can bet on that. 536 01:08:13,793 --> 01:08:15,793 We'll be learning that in one of the next lessons. 537 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,835 That's really good. 538 01:08:20,376 --> 01:08:22,001 - Quiet. - It's still good. 539 01:08:22,210 --> 01:08:24,463 Sure, Mr. Roemer. You're improving. 540 01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:27,130 Thank you, Miss. - Look at this. 541 01:08:27,210 --> 01:08:30,876 Erect. There is only the Tiffany Grip to thank. 542 01:08:31,876 --> 01:08:33,793 Give that to me. 543 01:08:35,001 --> 01:08:36,876 Now the penis is inserted. 544 01:08:37,043 --> 01:08:39,335 Perfect. 545 01:08:40,251 --> 01:08:42,543 Now you must pump all the air from the glass. 546 01:08:43,626 --> 01:08:45,168 I'll show you. 547 01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:53,546 Notice how the penis continues to get bigger and stiffer. 548 01:08:53,626 --> 01:08:57,001 Due to the vacuum it gets more and more erect. 549 01:08:57,168 --> 01:09:00,418 An interesting device, isn't it? - Yes. 550 01:09:10,543 --> 01:09:14,585 Miss, I am about to come. - Alright. We'll stop. 551 01:09:14,793 --> 01:09:17,960 It's a wonderful tool, isn't it? 552 01:09:19,501 --> 01:09:21,501 Yes. 553 01:09:21,668 --> 01:09:25,335 Now we turn out attention to one of the most important developments 554 01:09:25,543 --> 01:09:28,251 in the world of sex - the blow-up doll. 555 01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:31,296 She's quiet and never out of sorts. 556 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,710 An ideal woman in many relationships. 557 01:09:35,043 --> 01:09:38,213 Dear students, this woman has more to offer than you think. 558 01:09:38,293 --> 01:09:41,210 Look here: Ideal for oral sex. 559 01:09:41,376 --> 01:09:44,046 No real woman has breasts like that. 560 01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:46,171 Soft labia. 561 01:09:46,251 --> 01:09:48,876 And there's an opening to the rear. 562 01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:52,960 The second hole. Mr. Fassbinding, please come here. 563 01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:56,168 Sure, Miss. - Let's try it. 564 01:09:58,085 --> 01:10:04,001 Put your penis in firmly in hole No. 2. 565 01:10:04,293 --> 01:10:06,210 Understood? - OK? - I'll help you. 566 01:10:07,460 --> 01:10:10,213 You have to raise the legs. 567 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:12,168 Now you have the right angle. 568 01:10:16,043 --> 01:10:17,876 That's perfect. 569 01:10:18,626 --> 01:10:20,921 Legs UP- 570 01:10:21,001 --> 01:10:22,960 - Hold firmly. - She is unruly. 571 01:10:24,210 --> 01:10:26,960 I don't think she wants to. - It depends on the angle. 572 01:10:27,126 --> 01:10:28,921 I can't find the opening. 573 01:10:29,001 --> 01:10:31,460 It's in front of you. Put it in fully. - Yes, Miss. 574 01:10:36,501 --> 01:10:39,088 She likes that. That's right. 575 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:42,546 Now we've got it. You've doing it very well. 576 01:10:42,626 --> 01:10:47,876 One, two. One, two... Look how beautifully she smiles. 577 01:10:48,335 --> 01:10:53,168 One, two. One, two... 578 01:11:42,126 --> 01:11:46,043 This lady is always ready to be taken and is getting more popular. 579 01:11:46,210 --> 01:11:49,463 You have seen only one of the possibilities for her uses here. 580 01:11:49,543 --> 01:11:51,876 Enough of vigorous sex for today. 581 01:11:52,043 --> 01:11:53,710 The women shouldn't be sold short. 582 01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:57,126 Ms Ellis, please come to the front. 583 01:11:57,793 --> 01:12:00,043 - Excuse me. - Gladly. 584 01:12:00,918 --> 01:12:04,210 Yesterday we practised sex without coitus for women. 585 01:12:04,418 --> 01:12:06,626 Could you demonstrate? 586 01:12:07,293 --> 01:12:09,710 Dampen 2 fingers with spit. 587 01:12:11,168 --> 01:12:14,418 Then, you part your legs like this. 588 01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:21,001 Sensitively massage the labia and the clitoris. 589 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:25,168 Like this. Until you can't take it any more. 590 01:12:25,710 --> 01:12:28,043 Only then, put your fingers inside you. 591 01:12:29,918 --> 01:12:32,043 - Deeply. - Well done. 592 01:12:32,668 --> 01:12:34,793 Now the "Customizable Penis". 593 01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,335 Show how it's handled. 594 01:12:37,501 --> 01:12:40,046 It's easy. The penis in one hand 595 01:12:40,126 --> 01:12:43,251 - and the pump in the other. - Correct? 596 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,126 Yes. 597 01:12:45,918 --> 01:12:49,335 Look at the size of it. - Yes. Very adaptable. 598 01:12:50,210 --> 01:12:53,126 This thing is great. Getting more interesting all the time. 599 01:12:53,293 --> 01:12:54,876 - Quiet! - Why suddenly so nasty? 600 01:12:57,793 --> 01:13:00,001 He's right. 601 01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:03,751 Yes, it can be enlarged to suit every preference. 602 01:13:06,585 --> 01:13:09,460 Great. - A remarkable object. 603 01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,835 Show it to me, please. 604 01:13:12,293 --> 01:13:15,585 - Divine. - Yes, yes... 605 01:13:15,835 --> 01:13:17,543 Thank you. You can return to your place. 606 01:13:20,043 --> 01:13:22,376 And today, something exceptional. 607 01:13:22,543 --> 01:13:25,088 The well known Sunella Parker is here and 608 01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:29,335 will tell us about an interesting way of pleasuring yourself. 609 01:13:29,668 --> 01:13:32,418 This is found only in the Far East. 610 01:13:32,626 --> 01:13:35,251 Can you come to the front, Sunella? 611 01:13:35,501 --> 01:13:37,043 With pleasure. 612 01:13:41,418 --> 01:13:45,713 I will demonstrate to you how the Dervish pleasure themselves. 613 01:13:45,793 --> 01:13:49,126 This method is employed all over the Middle East. 614 01:13:49,335 --> 01:13:51,335 It's best I demonstrate it for you. 615 01:13:51,876 --> 01:13:54,251 The highest level of concentration 616 01:13:54,418 --> 01:13:56,168 and physical relaxation is required. 617 01:13:56,335 --> 01:13:59,755 Without being touched, the body achieves orgasm 618 01:13:59,835 --> 01:14:01,713 through the power of erotic thoughts. 619 01:14:01,793 --> 01:14:03,501 I prefer the customizable penis. 620 01:14:03,668 --> 01:14:06,296 That doesn't matter to me. I shall show you 621 01:14:06,376 --> 01:14:08,130 how I can experience an orgasm 622 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:10,835 using particular erotic images. 623 01:14:11,001 --> 01:14:12,668 I need absolute silence. 624 01:14:13,710 --> 01:14:19,001 I have to conjure up erotic fantasies in my mind. 625 01:14:19,835 --> 01:14:22,835 Yes, there they are. 626 01:15:51,168 --> 01:15:54,126 Do you see? I have orgasmed. 627 01:15:54,293 --> 01:15:56,501 The power of the mind. - Bravo! 628 01:15:56,668 --> 01:15:58,210 Marvellous. 629 01:16:00,835 --> 01:16:03,960 And so we finish the hour for today. - I protest! 630 01:16:04,126 --> 01:16:06,421 I strenuously protest. What about me? 631 01:16:06,501 --> 01:16:09,796 You're only concerned with totally normal men and women. 632 01:16:09,876 --> 01:16:12,005 In fact there is a third sex. 633 01:16:12,085 --> 01:16:15,963 True? Shouldn't you think of us, too? 634 01:16:16,043 --> 01:16:18,880 We also want something to satisfy us. 635 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:21,168 We have thought of that as well. 636 01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:24,460 It was intended for a later lesson but why not do it today? 637 01:16:24,626 --> 01:16:26,255 Don't be impatient. 638 01:16:26,335 --> 01:16:28,918 I have something very special that will certainly satisfy you. 639 01:16:29,168 --> 01:16:33,210 Please. - Oh that's so sweet. 640 01:16:33,418 --> 01:16:36,210 The "All-Purpose Penis". Would you like to try it? 641 01:16:36,376 --> 01:16:38,626 - Now? - Oh yes. 642 01:16:39,251 --> 01:16:41,876 Yes? 643 01:16:42,085 --> 01:16:44,876 Then let's see if you can stand it. 644 01:16:58,626 --> 01:17:00,751 Lovely. Oh yes.. 645 01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:16,168 Beautiful... 646 01:17:24,251 --> 01:17:26,126 Thus everyone gets their end away. 647 01:17:28,043 --> 01:17:32,130 For some richer experiences, I flew direct from Amsterdam to the Orient. 648 01:17:32,210 --> 01:17:36,088 The practices of the Dervishes 649 01:17:36,168 --> 01:17:37,626 has fascinated me. 650 01:17:37,793 --> 01:17:41,626 I wanted to explore this world which is so unknown to us. 651 01:17:42,710 --> 01:17:45,210 The secrets of this ancient place 652 01:17:45,376 --> 01:17:47,963 are kept to this day from the eyes of westerners 653 01:17:48,043 --> 01:17:50,960 and concealed in the tents of the Arabian Nights. 654 01:18:04,918 --> 01:18:07,251 Should your path ever lead you to the Orient 655 01:18:07,585 --> 01:18:09,626 and if one day it is possible for you 656 01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:12,626 to step on the threshold of this impenetrable land, 657 01:18:12,793 --> 01:18:16,168 then you too will learn the wonder of chaste love. 658 01:18:16,418 --> 01:18:17,960 It has happened to me. 659 01:25:17,251 --> 01:25:20,043 And so, dear viewer, our porno program has come to an end. 660 01:25:20,210 --> 01:25:23,210 I hope this broadcast has made you horny. 661 01:25:23,418 --> 01:25:27,251 Like it has me. So how was it? Do it with me. 662 01:25:28,293 --> 01:25:33,835 I want to try some crazy stuff by the next broadcast. 663 01:25:34,001 --> 01:25:37,630 Whoever is into that, contact the broadcaster immediately. 664 01:25:37,710 --> 01:25:39,918 I am waiting. 665 01:25:41,751 --> 01:25:44,543 No matter if you're man or woman, or both. 666 01:26:36,751 --> 01:26:38,710 Ciao!